This is a Melbourne International Comedy Festival Event
'Why did you draw this? – Mum
'Boats don’t have legs. Idiot.' – Self criticism
'Please stop asking.' – Person not wanting to give a quote (also my Mum)
'$80 to do your whole yard.' – Jim’s Mowing
'Excellent!' – Me (in response to Jim)
'You should have more than just fake quotes in your show bio.' – A realist
NOTE: RRP listed is for a double pass